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When it comes to going out with the guys there are some few rules that you should always follow especially if you have a GF.
The ultimate rule:
Don’t Bring Your Girlfriend
This rule is self-explanatory. It’s a night out with the guys. Your friends want to see you and spend time with you.
The is a sacred rule. Don’t tell you wifey where you will be going. She shouldn’t know because if she does know where you are going guess who you will run into at the club?
If she doesn’t come to the club she may send a spy to watch your little ass misbehave in the club.
If you are on your guy’s night out and you get a text like “beb uko wapi?”
Just delete the text and pretend like you never got it. It’s that simple.
Rule number one to lying. If you lie about something never confess about it. Lie about it till you die.
If you went out and met some bitches that you know she doesn’t like it’s better if you lie and say you were at a boring place watching football.
When your girl asks you about something, don’t look like you’ve just seen a ghost or ask a dumb question like, “Mbona unaniuliza nilikua wapi,” just start laughing, it’s the best way to cover up your development of the best lie ever.)
A man should be able to know he’s still got game. If you get successful and chipo a woman never follow up or call her later on.
You should have a really convincing reason for missing dude’s night out. If you missed because you were studying for you CATS that is acceptable.
1. Don’t Be Cheap – Be generous and festive. Don’t complain about the bill.
2. Leave No Man Behind – Everyone gets home safe.
3. Have a Good Time – Some day you will look back at your nights out with the guys and cherish the memories.
4. Don’t Invite Random People – Especially awkward people
5. Don’t be a buzzkill – When you’re out for a good time, you should bring along a fun and easy-going attitude
I’ll leave you with this story I saw the other day.
Proof that men have better friends:
A woman didn’t come home last night; the next morning she told her husband she slept at her friend’s house. Her husband calls her 10 best friends and none of them know anything about it.
A man didn’t come home last night the next morning he says he slept over at a friend’s house. His wife calls 10 of his best friends.. 8 confirm that he slept over & 2 said he was still there!!
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Everyone knows what an illegitimate child is. The one that never gets claimed when people are around. You go to the family’s home and there are pictures around the house of everyone but that one kid.
Being the side nigga is almost the exact same thing as this except you aren’t messing with your family. A lot of you know guys or have even been the side nigga to a girl.
“Unadate huyo dem? “
“zii ako na boy” This is the most common side nigga statement
Personally I’ve been a side nigga to a certain girl. Was it bad being a side nigga? Hell No. My work was quite simple, i didn’t have to deal with her 24/7. In any relationship involving a man and a woman there are always some advantages and disadvantages.
If you the main nigga you had to work your way into the pussy. You had to take her out on dates, talking about her prior relationships and guy problems, and being that shoulder to lean on. This shit is aggravating as hell at times and causes a lot of unneeded stress.
But if you want the pussy it’s just something you got to deal with. Being the side nigga alleviates all these issues because she doesn’t expect you to do any of this. All you gotta do is present the dick when her main is away and do things in the bed that he doesn’t.
You never have to worry about being caught fucking around with another girl cause she’s worrying about the same shit with her man. She’s sweating every time she gets an unexpected call thinking her boyfriend coming to see her earlier than expected.
On the other hand you’re trying to go 3 rounds and show her that new position you just learned on pornhub. You can do whatever you want and she can’t say anything so you are free to mess with other girls and avoid her calls or text if you got other booty cheeks lined up.
If you are a real nigga you will take full advantage of this and turn being the side nigga into a blessing. If you are a side nigga to many women then you will have an unlimited supply of coochie.
You will never have to worry about having dry dick syndrome again (Symptoms include cobwebs and dust flying out ya boxers every time you pull your pants down to take a piss). If your stroke game is on point you could have Mary on Monday, Tiffany on Tuesday Wendy on Wednesday Tasha on Thursday, Caro on Friday and Sarah on Saturday.
Obviously you should take Sunday off to recuperate because that’s the Sabbath and the Lord said “And on the 7th day I rested.”
You ever been chilling with your homeboys and y’all are talking about chicks. Everybody is telling a story of some chick they had sex with, but when it’s your turn you tell the story you try to leave out names. You know what happens next. “bro acha kudanganya, ni dem mgani huyo hutaki kumtaja? ”.
You just sit there while those dummy’s clown you. When in actuality you smacking backs with the baddest chick in the hood. You just have to keep your secret. Its tough and it sucks. But if you wanna keep your pussy around y’all have to keep it lowkey. And your dumbass friends aren’t the ones you should tell if you are trying to keep a secret.
Some nights your mad lonely and you need some pussy. You call her up but she dodging your call because she’s with her real man. Now you gotta stay at home and beat off smh. She can never fit into your schedule because she’s always with her loser ass boyfriend, so you always have to fit her schedule. When she wants you, you just sacrifice your time and meet her.
Her psycho ass boyfriend finally figures out about y’all and when you see him that dude foaming at the mouth. You just fucked up and you know it. Next thing you know he got you in a figure four leg lock and the only way he letting go is if you magically un-fuck his bitch! Now you got your ass beat and she gonna stop hitting you up. You took that L.
You log onto Instagram and you see pictures of her at the park with her real boyfriend and that shit makes you mad. You want to be with her. Felling that love, getting those likes on Instagram. Truth is you’re starting to fall for her. And while she may like you. She loves nigga #1.
Your friends say “well at least your fucking” but in your mind, and reality, you just took an L. Sometimes you want to be the one she’s tweeting about, or the one taking her out to dinner, surprising her with dates. But that isn’t your place.
In most cases you two don’t even go out in public. And when you do you’re introduced as the “friend” side nigga isn’t all good. Especially when you start to catch feelings and you wake up and realize you’re just a flame.
Being the side nigga has its up and downs, just like every social position between a man and a woman. And chances are as an average male you’re going to experience this at least once in your life. Over all it’s a dope eye opening experience. We hope this knowledge we dropped on you can help you be prepared for your next 007 adventure with a cheating ass bitch.
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It’s no secret we all love confessions, here is one by a friend who wants to remain anonymous. Names have been change.
I don’t do relationships. I haven’t been monogamous with another human being since early 2015 and I’m in absolutely no rush to change that.
I can’t remember the last time i made a commitment on anything. I size most people up by my level of attractiveness to them and the likelihood of my ability to sleep with them. I have tried (and succeeded) at getting more than one (or two…or three…or six) of my close friends into bed and it never went further than that .
I realized over the strike period that my go-to tactic for hitting on people, specifically with men, is to “neg” them. If you haven’t heard of negging, it’s essentially when you give backhanded compliments or lightly insult people in order to make them desperate for your attention.
Worst part about negging? It fucking works. I once successfully chipod a guy by calling him Dora the Explorer all night because of his backpack he was openly wearing. And he tried to date me. Not just fuck me. DATE me. I only allowed him to explore my body.
I own my sexuality and my body. I don’t think I’m ugly — not even a little. I also drink like a fish (alcohol and wine are my two favorite hobbies), i make zero apologies about trying out trends (I’m currently wearing a suspender skirt and Birkenstocks), and generally just do whatever I want if it feels good and I WANT to do it. And you know what? I’m not sorry.
I’m not sorry even a little bit.
The only thing I am hesitant about, with the intent of being truly transparent, is the residual societal guilt placed upon being a woman who owns her sexuality and her preferences. Yes i fuck around but I’ve never been pregnant, no STDS, I don’t use P2. The only thing i rely on is sex with a CD. I love myself too much to risk doing anything without protection. I never miss a packet of CD in my purse. NO GLOVE NO LOVE 🍆💦
I’m not SUPPOSED to admit that I like to hit it and quit it. I’m not supposed to send a “uko hom nikam kukuona?” text even though I don’t really give a shit about Brayo; I just want him to go down on me. I’m not supposed to enjoy being on my own. I’m supposed to want to commit, supposed to ask, “What are we?”, and supposed to look for the hidden meanings between the lines of drunken promises given at 3 AM after we’re done climbing each other like trees.
But I don’t. I really, really don’t.
I guess there’s one other thing I’m
slightly hesitant about, since we’re being honest. And that’s the idea that fuckboys, and subsequently fuckgirls, can’t also be good people.
Seriously though! Whether he’s the guy who fucks like a goddamn beast and looks like a tool, or she’s the girl unapologetically asking you to leave because she has an early morning class, or whether those images are reversed. The fact that they aren’t the picture perfect human that you idealized them to be doesn’t mean that they’re just 1000% a dick.
They may have dick-ish tendencies, sure. I’ll give you that. But they still call their mothers when they miss them, still probably get emotional at the videos of dogs greeting their soldier owners when those owners come home, and send sweet messages to their loved ones just. like. you.
The point is, or the point I’m trying to get at rather, is that I guess…maybe I am a fuckboy. Or a fuckgirl.
I sleep with random people in favor of being in a relationship. I send flirty texts to try and get reactions from people. I openly make fun of guys to try and make them desperate for my attention. I think I’m pretty hot most days. I also think I’m pretty hysterical and sarcastic. My memes game is lit. I own white Vans and Doc Martens and am trying to figure out how to make the vintage snapback I bought to work with my current hairstyle.
My current IG profile has a serious lack of smiling, and my bio absolutely says, I’m never going to follow you on Instagram
My name is Sandra, and I’m pretty sure I’m a fuckgirl.
I’m pretty sure I’m a fuckgirl, but I also have a pretty fucking sick life.
And if you feel the need to judge me for it, or label me a bad person because of said life, then that makes you more of an asshole than I will ever be.
This is just part 1. In part two i will be thanking all the fuckboys who made me what i am today.
Just So You Know, It’s Okay To Still Be A Virgin In Your 20s
Hi guys, I’m Kendra guest posting on this website. I hope you will love my blog.
In today’s day and age, if anyone besides my close friends were to hear this, I am sure they would look at me strangely or with a sudden air of surprise, because losing your virginity today is something that usually happens when you are, let’s say, 16, or now, it’s starting even earlier for some.
I do, however, acknowledge that I am a late-bloomer and I have had some experiences later in life and I think when I was a lot younger, let’s say, 18, 19, I would get teased by people and actually feel insecure about this.
It would be family members who would make jokes or friends and co-workers who would comment and giggle a little, ending our the conversations with a slight, “Awww, that’s so precious.”
And at the time, it would bother me. I would then begin to feel insecure and wonder if there was something wrong with me for still being a virgin.
I mean, I was embarrassed, but I just had never met anyone in my life yet and I viewed sex as something I wanted to share with someone I really loved. Call me old school, but everyone’s views on love and sex are different and this is just how I saw everything at the time.
But slowly, I started to feel the pressure. Friends I knew that waited for either religious or their own reasons were now having sex and hoeing around and I wondered if I was the only one not doing it.
However, now that I am in a relationship, sex is something I still want to take my time with because as someone who is highly emotional, sensitive, and a deep and introspective thinker, I need to be in a place mentally where I think I am ready for sex and right now, I’m not. And guess what, it’s okay.
There are so many people, whether it be in their 20s, or even their 30s, who have sex just because they want to fill a void, but they aren’t truly happy or emotionally invested in a relationship, as well as even mentally equipped to handle the heaviness that comes with sex.
Like it’s not just a thing that people do, even though that is what the media perpetuates and feeds us.
Yes, Netflix and chill does exist, but a lot of people are actually out here having sex with people they don’t love and just doing it because. A lot of young girls as well, know they are not ready, but do it anyway because society tells us that we have to by this age and if you don’t you are abnormal. For those of you still virgins, your relationships won’t always be easy. You will lose boyfriends just because you decided not to have sex.
Thinking back now to who I was when I was younger, I know for a fact I would not have been emotionally ready as of yet for sex and any of the mental consequences that comes with it. And at the time, I wasn’t even with the gem of a boyfriend I have now, who actually encourages me to wait until I am ready.
My point is this, there are various reasons why people are virgins, whether for religious reasons or by choice and it shouldn’t matter what age you lose your virginity and there is definitely no shame in when you lose it as well.
Being a virgin does not define you and if you are someone who hasn’t had sex yet for any reason, whether you are religious, not ready, or whatever it may be, I just want you to know you are okay just being you and you aren’t abnormal for not yet being sexually active. Don’t be pressured.
Guard your mind and heart emotionally for when you are ready and you will thank yourself later.
And the way I see it, you have all your life to have sex, so it is honestly just waiting for you to enjoy🍆💦
Btw from next week Friday i will be writing for a new magazine. Here is a link to their website teennetworkmagazine.com
Hey guys, it’s Tiana. I’m back with some bits of wisdom. Here we go….
It doesn’t matter if you’re a virgin or more experienced in the sheets—everyone has questions about doing the deed. While you’ll never be able to reenact the kind of steamy hookup scenes you see on Gossip Girl or Riverdale, you’ve probably had a few of these thoughts, and more, about getting down and dirty.
Reverse Cowgirl should be a restaurant that sells healthy delicious food, not something you do to another human. Scissors should just remain an item not a position you and your partner indulge in.
You’d rather be naughty in bed…where you can conveniently fall asleep right after.
You can barely shower alone without slipping. Shower sex is quite overrated. The movies make it seem amazing but in real life it ain’t.
Pleaseee don’t finish, this is too amazing to stop right now. Keep hitting those sweet spots.
Most girls can relate to this. I mean, that ka feeling where he’s so deep into you that you aren’t sure if he’s still in your nunu.
I’m sure you all know these position. If not just google. The only way you can multi-task is by eating, chatting and watching Big Brother Africa simultaneously.
Who decided that it’d be a fun idea to enter the back door that releases all the crap you eat on a daily basis? Stick to the regular hole.
Giggle? Squirm? Spread your legs like a starfish? Look at him? It’s super confusing.
I have nothing against BDSM, but that is 50 shades of way too painful. Handle my nipples with care.
You’re not in good enough shape for this! I hear some break beds. Wow just wow.
This will get super sweaty instead of super sexy, real fast.
Last time you screamed so loud, your roommates thought you were being murdered. If you moan too loud he may think you are faking, if you don’t moan he may think you aren’t feeling a thing.
13. How are you supposed to easily transition into new positions?
If you change positions too fast, you might end up farting or something. If you haven’t pussy farted then you have no idea what I’m talking about. And if you change positions to fast you might ruin his stroke game.
You have boxes of tissues reserved to crying, and…well, you know.
You in class absent minded, and all you are doing is thinking about the pussy pounding you got last weekend and fantasizing about how it will be next time.
You can’t even be bothered to share your food with people, much less your SO and SO with someone else.
Those are my questions that I’ve had about sex.
Don’t forget to
Keep it classy, never trashy, just a little bit of nasty.
Intelligent girls listen to logic over their gut. They will not enter a relationship based on attraction alone. They need a stronger connection than that. A spiritual one. An emotional one.
They keep their hearts guarded because most boys are undeserving of their love. They are not going to hand themselves over to someone who takes them for granted. Someone who sees them as just pussy. Someone who expects to receive more than he is willing to give.
Intelligent girls are skeptics. Cynics. They are wise enough to know that most people are selfish. Most people will hurt them without thinking twice about it.
That’s why these girls keep both eyes open. They watch for red flags. If they catch someone in a lie, they will not want anything to do with that person. They don’t let their emotions cloud their decisions. If their brain is telling them they are better off without a certain someone, then they will not hesitate to walk away.
Intelligent girls refuse to take part in drama. They do not want to fight for your attention. They do not want to decipher mixed signals. They do not want to search for holes in your stories. They do not want to be bothered with petty games.
If you play hard to get by ignoring their texts and then liking their photos or viewing their status, they will leave. If you expect them to chase after you, you will end up disappointed.
They are not interested in one-sided relationships. They are not willing to settle for less than they have earned. They know how valuable they are and they aren’t going to let anyone convince them otherwise.
Intelligent girls are aware that relationships aren’t everything is more than an old cliche. It’s the truth. They are independent. Self-sufficient. They can find happiness on their own. They are strong enough to hold themselves up without a boy to help them balance.
Of course, that doesn’t mean that intelligent girls close their hearts off completely. They are willing to take a chance on a relationship, as long as the other person seems worth the energy.
Intelligent girls do not want to waste their time. They do not want to get involved with someone who will break their heart someday down the line. They are careful about who they allow into their world in order to protect themselves.
Intelligent girls won’t let themselves get attached easily, but once they fall in love, there is no turning back. They will treat you with respect, they will teach you new things, they will help you grow to your fullest potential.
Intelligent girls make the best girlfriends because once they know you can be trusted, they are not going to give up on you. They are going to encourage you and inspire you. They are going to be your best friend and your biggest motivator.
Intelligent girls keep their hearts guarded for most of their life, but once they let those hearts out of their cages, they will love you unconditionally.
keep it classy.